i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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