Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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