every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Drake has all the answers
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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