Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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