Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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