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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I think my moral compass just broke
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