My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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