the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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