Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think your dad took our porno
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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