all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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