ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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