I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
how drunk are you?
Several
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Randomize
