As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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