i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't deserve a penis
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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