He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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