How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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