Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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