imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
