I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I understand Curling. That high.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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