we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
