She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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