my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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