I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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