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(248): View more from Michigan

u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I think my vagina is haunted

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?

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I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?

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(559): View more from California

the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.

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(614): View more from Ohio

We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.

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I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say

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(706): View more from Georgia

URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?

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(747): View more from California

Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad

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