you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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