I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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