Already got asked if we're dating
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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