yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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