I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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