On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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