They should really pass out barf bags in church
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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