Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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