Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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