So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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