So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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