I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
God, I missed his penis.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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