so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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