She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
