so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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