marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
NoShamevember. You game?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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