Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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