my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
