quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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