Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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