I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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