Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize