i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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