he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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