my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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