its not stalking. its research.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
