If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The Olympian is in my bed
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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