So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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