Your dad touched me again.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm too high and old for this...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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